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“Even though many have wanted to see Gitmo closed, including President Obama, despite all logic, it remains open for business. It’s the Radio Shack of the War on Terror.” –Stephen Colbert
“The War on Terror just turned 12-years-old, which explains why it’s into remote controlled planes.” –Stephen Colbert
“Can our drone program win the war on terror? Yes, if you go: up, up, down down, B, A, B, A, select.” –Stephen Colbert
“John Kerry is the new secretary of state. Or the pressure has really taken a toll on Hillary Clinton.” –Stephen Colbert
“Americans are bracing for this thing called the sequester – when $85 billion will be cut from almost every part of the budget. So teachers, meat inspectors, and TSA workers will all be affected. So if you’re someone who teaches people how to keep bad meat off airplanes, you’re really screwed.” –Jimmy Fallon
“This horse meat scandal just keeps growing. And it isn’t happening only in Europe. According to a new report, donkey meat has been found in hamburgers in South Africa. Consumers said when they were eating the burgers, they sensed something was wrong but they couldn’t quite pin a tail on it.” –Jay Leno
“In fact, in South Africa more than two-thirds of the meat products tested contained undeclared ingredients. Or as we call that in this country, a hot dog.” –Jay Leno
“President Obama said this week that after four years as president, ‘you realize all the mistakes you’ve made.’ so apparently he DOES watch Fox News.” –Jay Leno
“Today the Pope made his last public appearance. That is, until the new season of ‘Dancing With the Stars.’” –Conan O’Brien
“The Pope said that the past few years have been very difficult for the church and at times he felt that “the lord seemed to be asleep.” When asked for comment the lord said, ‘You try staying awake through a Latin mass.’” –Conan O’Brien
“Big international controversy about the Oscars. When they aired in Iran, the Iranian government digitally added sleeves to Michelle Obama’s gown. They also altered the video so that Jennifer Lawrence is now deliberately tripped by the Israelis.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s tax season. Has anybody been to their accountant? I used to go in with a short form and be out of there in 10 minutes. Well, now I went to the guy and the first thing he says to me when I walk into the office is, ‘Are you sure you weren’t tailed?’” –David Letterman
“Congratulations to Chuck Hagel, new secretary of defense. And today, he’s already off to a bad start. He’s going to bring all of the troops home from Afghanistan, but they’re coming on a Carnival cruise.” –David Letterman
I especially liked Mr. Fish today.
Oh, like we won’t notice because it’s in the Friday afternoon news dump?
State Dept. Releases Keystone XL Environmental Impact Statement
State Department Report: Keystone XL Is Environmentally Sound
KEYSTONE XL PROJECT — STATE.GOV DOCUMENT
4.16 SUMMARY OF IMPACTS
The analyses of potential impacts associated with construction and normal operation of the proposed Project suggest that there would be no significant impacts to most resources along the proposed Project route assuming the following:
blah blah blah
So we suck every available drop of anything oil related, burn it, then suffocate in the fumes.
Seems pretty straight forward to me, Extinction 101.
Great idea Wayne LaPierre!
VAN, TX –
Van ISD Superintendent Don Dunn has confirmed an employee was shot during private instruction after a school district sponsored handgun training safety class.
Maryjane grower in Colfax is running for Whitman County sheriff.
Pretty mellow fellow me thinks.
March 1 already, time flys, Xmas right around the corner.
And the winner is…. California! California is home not only to the two dirtiest cities in America, according to Forbes, but it is home to eight of the twenty dirtiest cities in America. Fresno, California, or rather the Fresno-Madera metro area, was named the dirtiest city in America by Forbes, where 500,000 residents enjoy contaminated groundwater and are subject to the fifth worst particle pollution in the nation, says the American Lung Association. Number two on the list is oil capital Bakersfield, California, where 800,000 residents are exposed to the worst air pollution and particle pollution in the nation. Other cities on the dirty list include Philadelphia, Bridgeport, Modesto, Riverside, New Haven, San Jose, Stockton, Milwaukee, New York City, Sacramento, Houston, Baton Rouge, Akron, Louisville, Los Angeles, Baltimore, Cleveland, and St. Louis.
Yup, there’s Sacramento on the top of the stink heap with the rest of the stink towns, a Hepa filter mask makes the breathing easier for me riding to work in that crud.
Duluth News Tribune
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