Nice, no joke!
“North Korean leader Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance yesterday in over 40 days. But since he saw his shadow, that now means 60 more years of nuclear winter.” –Jimmy Fallon
“A new study has revealed that the reading level of presidential speeches has dropped significantly over the last 200 years. Or as Americans put it, ‘Why dat?'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Here in New York City we are ranked as the fourth most rat-populated city in North America. We can do better than fourth, can’t we?” –David Letterman
“For the last two months evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been missing. Well, apparently he is back in public. It turns out he was buried in the end zone at Giants Stadium. He claims he was kidnapped by Neil Patrick Harris.” –David Letterman
“Because of health scares, they will be taking your temperature at airport security. Well, that should speed up lines.” –David Letterman
“Today the Obama administration announced the 140 people selected from across the country to participate in the fall White House internship program. Unlike the White House itself, the internship program is very hard to get into.” –Seth Meyers
“North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un resurfaced yesterday after more than a month out of the public eye. U.S. officials think that the reason no one saw him for so long is that he was starring in an NBC sitcom.” –Seth Meyers
“On this day in 1912, President Teddy Roosevelt was shot, declined to go to the hospital, and gave a 90-minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Then on this day in 2012, I spent the whole day on WebMD because my eyelid wouldn’t stop twitching.” –Seth Meyers
“Dictator Kim Jong Un is back. He’d been missing. No one knew where he was. No one had seen him for a long time. It was like he was hosting a talk show at 12:30 on CBS.” –Craig Ferguson
“In North Korea, dictator Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in over a month. He’s put on weight and he’s carrying a cane. Kim Jong Un is a top hat and a monocle away from being a Batman villain at this point.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Mark Fiore; Voter Fraud Vigilantes
Almost full for lunch @ Hillside Cafe today.
World proceeds to the River Styx.
Sure is playing out in a day by day format, no problem keeping up, the anxiety continues.
That last picture, of the girl’s buns. If you’re equal opportunity, I’ll be waiting for a guy’s buns picture. I would like that, lol. I’m a girl. 🙂
Google it! you two! sheesh, you want man buns, not @ DWF, not in my short miserable lifetime, fine lady buns only.
Man-owned Blog here reserves the right to post a nice chick pic at least once a week without any grief from the female participants as a result. Insert percieved appropriate raspberries here:
Remember, you taught Carol how to post pics. I am afraid of what the future may bring.
Now that’s over, time for some funnies!
Wait, WTF, Bolton???
Two comedy greats:
Maron’s show on IFC knocked me out. Big fan.
Saw him recently in Nevada City, great show!
All male! 😕
Equal time in 21st Century.
That ought to a squared it up eh?
I got more if you need it…
Remember you mentioning that. Been several years since I visited Nevada City, may be one of my favorite burgs anywhere, what a jewel.
Don’t make me do that again, ouch!
Hope you all enjoyed this evenings comedy entertainment, it is Friday Funnies!
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