“Sony Pictures has canceled the release of ‘The Interview’ due to continued threats from hackers. This means the hackers have accomplished their goal of making everyone in the world want to see ‘The Interview.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Everyone’s weighing in on Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview.’ Mitt Romney suggested the film should be released online for free. Donald Trump said the studio has no courage or guts. Chris Christie said, ‘Either way, I’m having a large bucket of popcorn.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood.’ It makes sense. If there’s one thing Obama can identify with, it’s aging several years over the course of a couple of hours.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Obama said his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood.’ When asked what his second-favorite movie was, he said, ”The Interview.’ No, definitely not ‘The Interview.’ I didn’t see ‘The Interview.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, ‘The Interview.’ North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, ‘Now we can’t show anybody the movie.’ I’m disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un.” –Conan O’Brien
“If Sony’s not going to show ‘The Interview,’ that’s it. No more North Korean movies for me.” –Conan O’Brien
“Here’s what we know about Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he’s with the NSA.” –Conan O’Brien
“The ‘Star Wars’ movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they’re not Sony.” –Craig Ferguson
“‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ comes out exactly one year from today — as long as we don’t get threats from Darth Vader.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama announced yesterday that he’s pardoning 12 convicted felons. Political experts say the move could have huge implications for your fantasy football teams.” –Seth Meyers
“Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a press conference today that it was too early to decide if he will run for re-election in 2018. But he says it’s not too early to decide how much he wins by.” –Seth Meyers
Actually funny here up to the point where one realizes comedy and political satire is under attack along with a litany of other things deemed unfit to exist by a thimbleful of idiots with guns.
Hey, I have an idea, let’s declare war on idiots with guns, dispatch them and make the World a better place.
We had some snow, and winds so we had white-outs. Not a LOT of snow but the wind put it where it wanted it. I didn’t bother getting the snow blower out, now with winds rearranging everything.
Instead I made a new recipe, Asparagus Soup. VERY yummy. Bob, who hates everything now, actually liked it and asked for a second serving. HOORAY!!! Doesn’t make a whole lot though, could only send Jill home with a small bowl of it, none for Brian.
Disregarding the obvious needs of the World now, moving to sheep counting mode, no turning back now, baaa -1, baaa -2, baaa -4, this might take some time, I’ll be back here tomorrow, baaa -5, baaa -6….
“Sony Pictures has canceled the release of ‘The Interview’ due to continued threats from hackers. This means the hackers have accomplished their goal of making everyone in the world want to see ‘The Interview.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Everyone’s weighing in on Sony’s cancellation of ‘The Interview.’ Mitt Romney suggested the film should be released online for free. Donald Trump said the studio has no courage or guts. Chris Christie said, ‘Either way, I’m having a large bucket of popcorn.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood.’ It makes sense. If there’s one thing Obama can identify with, it’s aging several years over the course of a couple of hours.” –Jimmy Fallon
“President Obama said his favorite movie this year was ‘Boyhood.’ When asked what his second-favorite movie was, he said, ”The Interview.’ No, definitely not ‘The Interview.’ I didn’t see ‘The Interview.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, ‘The Interview.’ North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, ‘Now we can’t show anybody the movie.’ I’m disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un.” –Conan O’Brien
“If Sony’s not going to show ‘The Interview,’ that’s it. No more North Korean movies for me.” –Conan O’Brien
“Here’s what we know about Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he’s with the NSA.” –Conan O’Brien
“The ‘Star Wars’ movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they’re not Sony.” –Craig Ferguson
“‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ comes out exactly one year from today — as long as we don’t get threats from Darth Vader.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“President Obama announced yesterday that he’s pardoning 12 convicted felons. Political experts say the move could have huge implications for your fantasy football teams.” –Seth Meyers
“Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a press conference today that it was too early to decide if he will run for re-election in 2018. But he says it’s not too early to decide how much he wins by.” –Seth Meyers
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A special assortment of cartoons dedicated to the memory of Charlie Hebdo can be found @ TRUTHDIG
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Mark Fiore on Charlie Hebdo
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That was very good.
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Speechless in Pullman.
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A late cup of coffee as it is raw out.
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Actually funny here up to the point where one realizes comedy and political satire is under attack along with a litany of other things deemed unfit to exist by a thimbleful of idiots with guns.
Hey, I have an idea, let’s declare war on idiots with guns, dispatch them and make the World a better place.
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Fireworks South America style:
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Wow.
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After 5. Cheers.
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We had some snow, and winds so we had white-outs. Not a LOT of snow but the wind put it where it wanted it. I didn’t bother getting the snow blower out, now with winds rearranging everything.
Instead I made a new recipe, Asparagus Soup. VERY yummy. Bob, who hates everything now, actually liked it and asked for a second serving. HOORAY!!! Doesn’t make a whole lot though, could only send Jill home with a small bowl of it, none for Brian.
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I kept out of the Dove dark chocolate last night, but after my salad I had some potato chips. DAMMIT! Tonight, only the salad. I swear.
It’s Friday night, beer-30 in a little while. What the heck.
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No chips except baked for U!
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Republicans embrace the stupid and disregard the need for education.
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Ignorance is strength.
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Disregarding the obvious needs of the World now, moving to sheep counting mode, no turning back now, baaa -1, baaa -2, baaa -4, this might take some time, I’ll be back here tomorrow, baaa -5, baaa -6….
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http://www.ilikesheep.com/
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Time to go to bed.
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