Name: Sex Dust
Appearance: A little brown jar filled with 2oz/56g of powder.
Available from: Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop.com.
That’s a lot of money for not very much powder. What does it do? Well, it calls itself an “aphrodisiac warming potion”.
Sounds good! How does it work? Basically you dissolve some in a drink. Then the dust “is designed to stimulate and cultivate sexual flow in both men and women … send sensitivity and power to all the right places, supporting primordial energy and vital essence”.
Fantastic! Just a couple of quick questions before we begin our three-day bonk binge. What actually are “sexual flow”, “primordial energy” and “vital essence”? Oh, they’re just some deeply scientific things that the manufacturer, Gwyneth’s friend Amanda Chantal Bacon, likes to talk about.